hawg·wash BBQ (hôgwôsh, -wsh, hg-)
NOUN:
1. Worthless, false, or ridiculous speech or writing; nonsense.
2. Garbage fed to hogs; swill.
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Monday, June 13, 2011
Down With South Beach!!!!
Mr. Fabulous, Alan Rubin, Blues Brothers trumpeter, dies at 68

Friday, June 10, 2011
Happy Birthday 70th Mickey Jones

Wednesday, June 8, 2011
RIP, Satchel Paige, One of the Greatest Pitchers!!!


Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige (July 7, 1906 – June 8, 1982) was an American baseball player whose pitching in the Negro leagues and in Major League Baseball made him a legend in his own lifetime. He was elected to the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1971, the first player to be inducted from the Negro leagues.
Paige was a right-handed pitcher and was the oldest rookie to play Major League Baseball at the age of 42. He played with the St. Louis Browns until age 47, and represented them in the Major League All-Star Game in 1952 and 1953. Paige began his professional career in 1926 with the Chattanooga White Sox of the Negro Southern League, and played his last professional game on June 21, 1966, for the Peninsula Grays of the Carolina League.
Tuesday, June 7, 2011
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Friday, June 3, 2011
Happy 40th Birthday Carl Everett

Yo, Carlsaurus Rex here, to set it straight. That Jusrassic Park is bullshit. Of course, if you read your History book, you would know that Genesis 1:26 clearly states that Adam had dominion over all animals, and none of those animals were “dinosaurs.” I mean, it’s right there on paper.
Now, I think movies about fake stuff are cool...like when they make animals talk and stuff. I saw Garfield on HBO Family the other night and, man, that is one funny cat. But these were no talking dinosaurs, these fake animals were big and mean, and if they talked, they would probably just talk a bunch of dumb lies anyway. Come to think of it, the PEOPLE in the movie were all heathens too. Like that fat guy from Seinfeld- he was lying the whole time. And when he was carrying that DMA stuff around in the shaving cream can and it was raining and he crashed his jeep into a tree and then slipped in the mud and that one dinosaur whistled at him and spit black stuff on his face and then ate him...that shit wasn’t real either. How can you hide DMA in a mosquito anyway? They ain’t even big enough to see and they’re saying there is DMA in them too? No way. No fucking way. So anyway, there are some good movies out there now, like War of the Worlds, R. Kelly and the Chocolate Factory, and The Dukes of Hazard...movies about real stuff, ya know. I’m not sure if they have talking animals in them, but I’m willing to find out on my next off-day. Til next time, keep it real, peeps...and don’t let the man bring you down.
Happy 47th Birthday John Buttney!! Oh Wait I mean Kerry King.

Thursday, June 2, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
USDA changes guidelines for cooking pork

Randy Zweiban, executive chef/owner of Province: "It is a good thing and it is important to always know the source of your food. If you are eating pork from a great farm, you can trust it was handled correctly and disease free. I'd trust that way more than a commodity hamburger."
Monday, May 30, 2011
At least we came home with something
